*WELL WELL WELL... LOOK WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS THE NEXUS. THAT'S RIGHT IT'S... 4KIDS*

*AND THANKS TO IT'S AWESOME POWER ALL OF YOUR GUNS, ALCOHOL, AND SEX OBJECTS ARE BEING TURNED INTO: LAWN FLAMINGOS, APPLE JUICE, AND BREAD.*

*WHAT WILL YOU DO DR?
WHAT WILL YOU DO.....*

*HERE WE HAVE THE IMAGE OF SETO KAIBA RELAXING IN A NICE LOUNGE AREA. THERE'S AN AK47 FIREARM IN HIS HAND, AND HE'S SMOKEING. HE ALSO DOESN'T SEEM TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD. HOWEVER IF YOU LIKE, YOU CAN VISIT THE LOUNGE AREA AROUND HIM, IT HAS JUST ABOUT ANYTHING RANGEING FROM ALCOHOL TO MUSIC. DON'T MIND THE FACT THAT IT LOOKS SHADEY AS ALL HELL.*



((OOC: INTERACTION POST. JUST ANOTHER PLACE TO CHILL FOR THOSE CHARACTERS OUT THERE WHO NEED IT / WANT ANOTHER EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK.))

[IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE THERE WAS AN CARNIVAL EVENT. LET'S HAVE ONE NOW!]



[IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN A LONGER TIME THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT. THIS PLACE LOOKS A LITTLE, SHALL WE SAY, TIME WORN.

BUT DON'T BE DISCOURAGED! EVERYTHING'S STILL IN WORKING ORDER! THERE'S SIDESHOW ALLEY, BUMPER CARS, TUNNEL OF LOVE (FOR ALL YOU COUPLES OUT THERE) AND EVEN A ROLLERCOASTER (YOU MUST BE THIS HIGH TO ENTER). YOU MAY EVEN FIND A PUNCH AND JUDY STAND, WANDERING AROUND.

SO STEP RIGHT UP!]

[[OOC: INTERACTION POST.]]

Notes augmented

We've enhanced and de-bugged Notes. If you haven't tried it yet, now's the time! You can create a private note when you ban multiple users. You can also delete multiple notes at once. Lastly, paid users have the option to add a note (visible only to you) whenever you add or remove a friend (guaranteed to avoid embarrassing social mishaps). If you don't currently have a paid account, you can upgrade now! It only takes a few minutes and costs less than a bad shopping mall haircut (plus, it's way more fashionable)!

Product tweaks and bug kill

1. In another effort to zap spam, comments containing links from domains LiveJournal deems untrustworthy are now automatically screened
2. If you sign up to get notifications of the Writer's Block question of the day, you'll now see the daily question in the email notification, so you'll have a little extra time to ponder before you post. You can subscribe to Writers Block notifications here
3. The issue causing random comments to vanish has been fixed!
4. If you visit a LiveJournal page and get prompted to log in, you'll be returned to the same page after you sign in (Thanks, Dreamwidth)!
5. If you don't edit the timestamp for an entry at all, the entry timestamp will indicate the time the entry was posted instead of the time the Update Journal page was loaded
6. Comments with paddings/backgrounds render correctly within the comment box (and will no longer wrap outside the box and break frames/margins)

New FCK fixes rich text editor!

1. We've updated our RTE (Rich Text Editor) to FCKeditor version 2.6.5
2. When switching from the RTE to HTML editor, links for syndicated feeds are no longer broken
3. RTE now functions properly in Safari 4.0
4. An extra line/space will not be auto-inserted whenever you switch from RTE to HTML editor
5. The insert image link now works correctly in all browsers

LiveJournal Cares

We’re pleased to introduce you to lj_cares, a new LiveJournal community dedicated to raising awareness and funds for U.S. charitable organizations that improve the health and well-being of people around the world. Each month, we’ll spotlight a nonprofit that is making a significant global impact through medical research, public outreach, and/or humanitarian social programs. Charities will be selected in accordance with the U.S. calendar of national health observances based on a high rating (of over 60%) on Charity Navigator and global scope of impact.

In this, our inaugural month of November, we will celebrate national adoption month by offering a charitable virtual gift (priced at $2.99) to support Love Without Boundaries, an organization that saves the lives of orphans with life-threatening diseases and places them in loving homes around the world. LiveJournal will donate 100% of the proceeds from the sale of charitable vgifts (we'll cover the cost of credit card transaction fees). To learn more about Love Without Boundaries, please visit lj_cares and read about how they helped save Baby Kang and the Rainbow Twins from fatal illnesses, who are now thriving in nurturing families. You can purchase your Love Without Boundaries gifts in the Virtual Gift shop.

Papered in postcards

A couple of weeks ago, we asked you to send in postcards to surround us with LiveJournal community. Thanks for coming through! We've received postcards all the way from Germany, Finland, and Canada and from all over the US, including Texas, Florida, Alaska, Montana, Wyoming, Indiana, Hawaii, and Oklahoma just to name just a handful. We're thrilled with our improved decor.

Please keep the love coming for one more week by writing to Frank the Goat, Esq., c/o LiveJournal, Inc., 539 Bryant Street, Suite 210, San Francisco, CA 94107. Be sure to include your username, since we'll be drawing the names of ten random contributors next Thursday to win paid account credits!

Photos of the week

We have more dazzling images posted by talented LiveJournal photographers from around the world. We're hoping to span the entire globe, so please continue posting and tagging. Of course, you can also sit back and enjoy the view at lj_photophile.

You can see a sample of this week's gorgeous photos and check out spotlight communities and awesome user content after the jump!

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Curtains

We thank you, once again, for joining us. See you next week!

...

*LOOKS LIKE CHAD IS HAVING FUN WITH URYUU'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT. HE'S PLAYING WITH THE LITTLE BLACK KITTEN AND PRETTY MUCH LETTING IT CRAWL ALL OVER HIM LIKE HE'D BATHED IN CATNIP.

COME STARE AT THE LARGE TEENAGER WITH THE TINY CAT?*

HI. I'M SORT UM... LOST. AND BY "SORT OF", I MEAN I'M REALLY, REALLY LOST.

CAN SOMEONE JUST SORT OF POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION OF CAMELOT? OR, EVEN BETTER, IS THERE ANYONE HEADED THERE THAT I CAN HITCH A RIDE WITH? I WOULD REAAALLY APPRECIATE IT.

WHERE IS THAT GIRL? I DON'T LIKE HOW SHE HAS THE SAME NAME AS HIM!!

...

ACTUALLY, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

*FLORIDA'S DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING FOR VETERAN'S DAY, AND PUT THIS VIDEO ON ALL THE SCREENS IN THE DRESSING ROOM*

 

 

 

 

*AFTER THE VIDEO "HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY" SHOWS UP IN RED WHITE AND BLUE LETTERS*

SOMEBODY HELP!

I WAS MAKIN' FOOD FOR EVERYBODY AN' LEX LUTHOR TOOK MY CAKES!



HE TOOK FORTY CAKES! THAT'S AS MANY AS FOUR TENS!

AND THAT'S TERRIBLE!

EDIT@08:16 UTC/GMT. Wow. That was ugly. I expected it to go for 30 minutes and have maybe 1 minute of broken connectivity. Instead it lasted over 4 hours and we had 10 minutes of downtime directly related to the load balancer upgrades and then another 5-10 minutes of downtime when our primary Pingback database server crashed and the secondary couldn't take over; which could have been indirectly caused by the network upgrade missing a self-VIP.

Anyways, we're up, we're working, the load balancers are barely breaking a sweat right now and I need some food and a shot of whiskey. I don't even *like* whiskey!!

Thanks mhwest and dnewhall for helping out!

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On Saturday the 14th at 4AM UTC/GMT we will be upgrading the operating system of our network load balancers to a newer version, one that will allow us to use both CPUs! Nifty, because multiprocessing is nice.

Since we have 2 load balancers, the plan is to upgrade 1 at a time, and there really should be very little impact to our website. Hopefully you won't notice a thing and I'll get to go back to the hotel and watch some wonderful late night infomercials.

We've got a lot of exciting projects coming up for 2010 and we're hoping that we'll be able to deliver them all to you, that you will find it useful/cool/lovely and then you will use the site even more. Behind-the-scenes work like this will give us the capacity to handle the anticipated traffic, so expect a few more maintenance windows especially in the beginning of next year as we've got some neat ideas to improve performance around here! We had the recent 30-45 minute outage yesterday due to one of our logging databases filling up disk space -- not so great design coupled with my human error in handling the initial problem -- and it looks like we're going to finally have some resources to eliminate stuff like that. I can't wait!

As usual, I will be updating status.livejournal.org before and after, just in case you are not able to reach our main website during the work.

I'M BORED!

I WANT EVERYONE TO COME BACK!





[... AND OF COURSE, HARUHI ALWAYS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS, NE?]

*AH, JUST ANOTHER DAY WHERE MISTY-EYED KAITO'S SITTING ON A STREET CURB SINGING A SONG... WAIT A SECOND, SINCE WHEN COULD HE BLAY THE GUITAR?!*

NO, DAMNIT. I TOLD YOU THE ZIPPER GOES THE OTHER WAY-

WAIT, WHY THE FUCK AM I YELLING, NOT THAT IT'S WEIRD, BUT I WASN'T REALLY TRYING TO.
AND WHERE IN THE NAME OF XEMNAS' CRAZY BACKWARDS PIE OBSESSION AM I?

IF THIS THAT EMO TWAT ZEXION DOING SOMETHING I AM GOING TO SHANK HIM SO HARD HE'LL NEVER HAVE TO CUT HIMSELF AGAIN!



[OOC: BACKGROUND GIFS WON'T WORK WITH ME, NO MATTER THE FONT SIZE IT ONLY SHOWS THE TOP PART OF THE GIF, EVEN THE COMMON ONES EVERYONE USES- IDK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS PROBLEM?]

*IF YOU CHANCE UPON FLORIDA, YOU'LL SEE HER STANDING IN FRONT OF A MEMORIAL FOR SOME SORT OF MILITARY THING, SOLEMNLY AT ATTENTION.*


...

[AFTER HEARING THAT HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND HEARTS AT SOMETHING CALLED A 'HOSPITAL', ROXAS IS NOW INSIDE SAID BUILDING, SEARCHING THROUGH THE ROOMS FOR HEARTLESS. SO FAR ALL HE'S COME ACROSS ARE INJURED PEOPLE OR MOTIONLESS BODIES.]

COME ON, THERE HAVE GOT TO BE SOME HEARTS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!

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